ok i have to simultaneously eat a frozen pizza, get ready & get drunk this is going to be a feat wish me luck ✌
after i drunk tweeted about not feeling bad for hitting some random guy at the bar like 3 anti-abuse related twitters started following me lol
but i’ve tweeted about hitting sorority bitches like a million times before and never had that happen
hashtag misogyny
dude i had (good) korean food for the first time today & wow they aren’t fuckin around when their spicy food i just got this soup and i literally sipped like 2 drops of it and my eyes started watering
and i have a pretty high spicy tolerance like i’m a big thai & indian food fan and i carry tabasco around in my purse but holy fucking crap balls
my sinuses cleared my throat caught on fire and i think i saw the face of god, well done korea well done
i have no fucking idea what is up with my mood lately
i’m perfectly fine until anyone says anything that’s not 100% sunshine & rainbows to me and then my reaction is to either cry all over them or get like ‘insulting your grandmothers honor’ kind of mad at them and my period is weeks away so idk what could possibly be causing it maybe finals were the last straw and i’ve just finally snapped
dear based god please don’t let me puke blood tomorrow morning for getting really fucking shitfaced for like the 5th night in a row it’s the last week of the semester and if i stay in i’ll be a giant dweeb, i’ll stay away from the tequila and pills in based god’s name we pray
amen
my roommate is one of those people who really likes How I Met Your Mother and sometimes when she watches it i giggle but it mostly makes me want to shove my head into the oven and i can’t figure out why yet
if you think being stuck at the American Girl store all day is gonna stop me from smoking a j on 4/20 then you’re absolutely right i’ll be surrounded by children there will be no weed for miles SIGH
literally the one day of the year that i can’t smoke and it’s 4/20 what a dark comedy my life is
ugh i’m bored and no one is texting me back because they’re all not in lincoln and actually doing things and everyone in my house is asleep so i’m just sitting here eating way too much spaghetti and getting drunk off cheap wine and being mad at everyone for not paying enough attention to me
